Redeem this text for a blowjob
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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