Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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