i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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