it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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