I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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