I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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