Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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