I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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