More tranny stories later!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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