can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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