what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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