Porn is love you can see.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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