its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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