Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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