i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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