I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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