D3 body, D1 cock
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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