That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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