Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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