A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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