Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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