I'm gonna have a badass scar
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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