real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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