the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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