redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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