Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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