I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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