exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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