It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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