Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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