dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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