I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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