Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
This baby is an asshole
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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