I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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