You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just want to make out with him forever
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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