so explain again why im purple
no
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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