Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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