Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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