I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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