I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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