Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
this will be a night to untag.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
