READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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