HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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