That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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