Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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