best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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