Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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