I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
