He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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