i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish i was in the wii world.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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