Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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