i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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