just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Barsexuality is the new black.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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